© accioloki
posted 7 months ago | 351

"Richard told me that his feet started itching at first, and then tingling - a very pleasant tingle.  He then noticed grey-brown patches forming along his feet and legs and he couldn’t move, and Richard assured me that this was exactly what he wanted, but I have already sent for help.  Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please, stay away from the Whispering Forest.  Do not listen to its hollow compliments, its sappy flattery.  Learn from Larry Leroy. Stay inside and watch television!  There is no reason to go explore nature.  No reason!"

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